2016 Archive: The Pokémon Catch

I caught a Pokémon in the operating room. The surgeon said, “Hey, that’s mine! I’ve been hunting it all morning!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

@Yahoo_Directory11/29/2001 14:35Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@SpiderMan_Tobey01/30/2005 06:20With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink02/10/2010 03:34I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Mr_Blonde_Dance02/16/2002 01:13Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.

@Netscape_Now_B01/16/2015 20:49I clicked the button and it brought me here!

@Pwnage_King05/23/2002 16:02Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Forever_Alone_X03/03/2003 18:48At least I have my jokes to keep me company.