2021 Archive: The “Shivers” Ed Sheeran
More catchy Ed Sheeran. 2021 is the year he became a dance-pop machine. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Shivers” Ed Sheeran
2020 Vintage: The B-52
“Light it up like a virtual fireplace.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Sourdough Starter Project
The creative student who tried to convince his home economics teacher that a jar of bubbly flour water in his kitchen counted as a serious… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sourdough Starter Project
2020 Vintage: The Technicality
Why did the lawyer sue 2020? For “failure to meet the basic standards of a habitable year.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Technicality
2020 Classic: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know the Wi-Fi password by heart now! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2020 Classic: The Otto
2020 Classic: The Google “Meet” Noise Cancellation
Why was the office so quiet? Because the AI finally learned how to filter out the sound of the manager’s barking dog. Part of the… Read More »2020 Classic: The Google “Meet” Noise Cancellation
2020 Classic: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” happy to stay inside. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Legacy: The “Cure is Worse than the Problem” Quote
Why did the President say it? To remind us that “Economic Growth” is the only vital sign that politicians truly understand. Part of the 41… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Cure is Worse than the Problem” Quote
2019 Legacy: Album of the Year
Why Golden Hour? Because Kacey Musgraves made an album so peaceful it actually lowered the global heart rate for 45 minutes. Part of the 39… Read More »2019 Legacy: Album of the Year
2019 Archive: Lizzo – “Truth Hurts”
Why was the DNA test so festive? Because it turns out we are 100% “that grinch,” even when we’re crying crazy. Part of the 35… Read More »2019 Archive: Lizzo – “Truth Hurts”