I’m “purr-fectly” happy to stay inside.
Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!