2019 Archive: Lizzo – “Truth Hurts”

Why was the DNA test so festive? Because it turns out we are 100% “that grinch,” even when we’re crying crazy.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the atmosphere so creepy? Because Nicolas Cage made the ...read more »

In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »

Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »

My family is so excited for Christmas this year. We finally go...read more »

Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »

Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »

Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »

Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist? It was feeling...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

Why is Great-Aunt Mildred shimmering? She couldn't make the flig...read more »

@Toy_Story_Woody11/07/1998 03:30There is a joke in my boot!

@Floppy_Fanatic02/17/2014 15:11Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/16/2011 04:13Super green! Hilarious!

@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/30/2005 14:48Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Transformers_OP08/21/1999 09:40Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Loituma_Girl03/12/2005 05:16Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost08/16/2005 04:26Laughing at the security of my own ribs!