Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of The Help marking the page.
Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Auto-Correct Homily Glitch
The music coordinator discovering to his absolute horror that the...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
2024 Vintage: The QR Matrix Overlap
An elderly parishioner attempting to scan a matrix code sticker o...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition
In 2024, church life was fully integrated with artificial intelli...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse, iPad Pulpits & Facebook Timeline” Edition
In 2012, church life was caught between a massive digital upgrade...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation praising the clean look of the weekly announceme...read more »
2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
A parishioner entering the confessional box keeping his high-end ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage banns registry containing thick, bum...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Thermal Fax Preservation
The church secretary trying to take a picture with her smartphone...read more »
36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition
In 2002, church life was confidently striding into the digital er...read more »
2024 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher passing the collection plate generating a faint, rh...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Twitter Ministry Update
The older members of the parish council staring in deep disbelief...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Tapping my way to a good mood.