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2011 Classic: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy pew Bible to look up a reference in the Old Testament and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of The Help marking the page.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Malware_Hunter05/23/2012 14:45Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Blink_182_Mark02/06/2003 10:21What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Goldmember_I_L02/09/2009 18:17I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Homestar_Runner07/15/1995 04:25That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Smosh_Old_School05/27/2001 04:10Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Not_Bad_Obama12/12/1999 12:23Not bad. Not bad at all.
@Tablet_User_1005/27/2003 15:56Tapping my way to a good mood.

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