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2014 Classic: The Sin City

A Dame to Kill For: Why the wait? For a sequel that arrived 9 years too late, proving that green screens and noir can eventually go out of style.

Part of the 40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2014 “Awesome Mix, Black Holes & Not Quite My Tempo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
Honor Among Thieves: Why the pudgy dragon? For a movie that was s...read more »
39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2016, Hollywood decided that being a hero wasn’t enough—you ha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Minecraft Movie Square-off
Why does everything look like a block? For a movie that proved th...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
Why the play? For the most "Wes Anderson" movie yet, where the ac...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2025 Archive: The Black Phone 2
Why Ethan Hawke's mask? For a sequel that suggested that even if ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The F1 Speed
Why Brad Pitt (again)? For proving that at 61, he can still fit i...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Crossover"? Because it was the year of the "Event Movie"...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Kinds of Kindness
Why the dance? For the annual tradition of Emma Stone and Yorgos ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Net_Neutral_9506/09/2012 01:48This is why we need the internet.
@Burning_CDs07/19/2014 10:15I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan04/08/2008 06:29Silently laughing in the snow.
@Nirvana_Teen03/07/1998 18:01Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Magic_SchoolBus03/24/2007 06:26Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler07/05/2011 22:50May I suggest another joke, sir?

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