2009 Classic: The Linen
I’m “fresh.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Denim
I’m “wearing” out. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Jim Parsons Buzz
Why was “The Big Bang Theory” star a target? For a performance that made being a “nerd” the most profitable thing on CBS. Part of… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Jim Parsons Buzz
2008 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
A homebound parishioner trying to listen to the recorded Sunday service tape and spending the entire hour trying to filter out the loud, rushing background… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Cassette Tape Hiss Symphony
2008 Vintage: The Fleet Foxes Debut
Why the beards and harmonies? For the birth of “Chamber Folk” that made everyone want to wear flannel and live in a forest in the… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Fleet Foxes Debut
2007 Legacy: The Google Maps “Street View” Hype
Why were people looking out the window? They wanted to see if the “Camera Pole” was coming for their privacy. Part of the 82 Office… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Google Maps “Street View” Hype
2007 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Jon Voight for four different movies? For being the Razzies’ favorite target whenever he’s in a movie involving treasure or national secrets. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2007 Classic: The Rusty Nail
“Tough enough for the pre-recession world.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The Patient
“Doctor, help me!” “I’m trying, but your insurance company is blocking my ‘Frequency’.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Patient
2007 Classic: The Font
I’m just your “Helvetica” type of guy. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified