2009 Classic: The Linen

I’m “fresh.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

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@Seinfeld_George06/27/2012 01:25What is the deal with these funny jokes?

@X-Gen_Mark08/01/1999 10:28This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Dark_Knight_Joker11/14/2008 14:43Why so serious? Read this joke!

@Ferris_Bueller05/13/2015 14:15Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Hansel_So_Hot01/13/1997 12:02That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Fire_Background01/16/2009 00:10This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Ultima_Online_V07/04/1996 14:55Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

@Android_Bot_9911/07/2007 10:40Beep boop. Humor recognized.