I’m just your “Helvetica” type of guy.
Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
First! And it’s funny!