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2019 Archive: The Ad Astra Silence

Why Brad Pitt in space? For another movie where Brad Pitt goes to another planet to look for his dad and realize that he’s very, very lonely.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9708/30/2011 19:17Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Titanic_Survivor10/11/2002 05:24I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/25/2003 12:44It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Cyber_Security_X10/26/2002 00:33Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Blink_182_Mark12/22/2014 21:25What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/18/2009 00:29Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Courage_Dog05/09/2001 17:45The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Keyboard_Cat_P10/26/2012 04:53Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Trogdor_Burn11/09/2002 16:39Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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