2013 Archive: The Earth
I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly). Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Legacy: The “Just Give Me a Reason”
Pink and Nate Ruess. The official song for every couple that is currently “it’s complicated.” Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Just Give Me a Reason”
2013 Classic: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get some “shredded” lettuce. Part of the 59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen” Edition archive.… Read More »2013 Classic: The Brave Sandwich
2013 Classic: We’re the Millers
Why was there “No Ragrets”? Because in 2013, we learned that a fake family and a misspelled tattoo are the keys to a successful drug… Read More »2013 Classic: We’re the Millers
2012 Legacy: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too fast.” She prefers the ones that take a week to develop, just like her grudges. Part of the 59… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Digital Photo
2012 Archive: The 50 Shades of Grey
A woman asks for a “Kinky Cocktail.” The bartender gives her a drink with a zip-tie on the straw. Part of the 52 Bar Jokes:… Read More »2012 Archive: The 50 Shades of Grey
2011 Legacy: The “Big Mommas
Like Father, Like Son” Joke: Why? For the third installment of a franchise that had run out of steam long ago. Part of the 41 Razzie… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Big Mommas
2011 Legacy: Skrillex
Why did the music sound like a dial-up modem fighting a transformer? Because in 2011, “Dubstep” became the official soundtrack for teenagers who wanted to… Read More »2011 Legacy: Skrillex
2011 Archive: The Watson 2
Watson diagnosed me with a ‘Rare Victorian Ailment’. My doctor said, “That’s because he’s been reading too much Dickens.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2011 Archive: The Watson 2
2010 Archive: The Angry Birds Craze
Why was it popular in the West Wing? Because “Launching birds at pigs to get your eggs back” was a great metaphor for the 2010… Read More »2010 Archive: The Angry Birds Craze