2005 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Wedding

He married his assistant so he’d always have someone to hand him the ring.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"I'm eating 'Synthesized Protein'." "So... fake meat?" "No, it's ...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter09/02/1995 15:31My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Tank_Operator11/29/2012 05:22Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/30/2007 14:30Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Top_List_Winner07/07/2011 07:42Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Metacrawler_X10/22/2013 19:23Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Rocket_Jumper06/11/2013 11:57This humor took me to new heights!