1998 Legacy: The Paper Fortune Teller Destiny
Using a folded origami game during recess to find out if you were going to live in a mansion or a shack in the year… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Paper Fortune Teller Destiny
1997 Vintage: The Anniversary
“What are you getting your wife for your anniversary?” “I’m taking her to a deserted island.” “And for your next anniversary?” “I’m going back to… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Anniversary
1997 Vintage: Hanson
Why did the blonde triplets keep humming? Because “MMMBop” was stuck in everyone’s head, and it was scarier than any campfire story. Part of the… Read More »1997 Vintage: Hanson
1997 Classic: Contact (The Movie)
Why was Grandpa looking at the stars with a radio? Because after seeing Contact, he was sure the aliens were trying to fax him a holiday… Read More »1997 Classic: Contact (The Movie)
1997 Vintage: The Long Island Iced Tea
A guy asks, “Is there actually tea in this?” The bartender says, “There’s enough alcohol in here to make you believe there’s a whole forest… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Long Island Iced Tea
1996 Legacy: The Hotmail Hype
Why was the employee so excited about Hotmail? Because he could finally check his mail without being “tethered” to his desk. Part of the 68… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Hotmail Hype
1996 Legacy: The Tool “Aenima”
Why the creepy videos? Because Maynard James Keenan decided the best way to promote progressive metal was stop-motion puppet animation that gave nightmares to every… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Tool “Aenima”
1996 Vintage: The Final Joke
Why did the dad bring a map to the dinner table? Because he wanted to “navigate” the mashed potatoes. Part of the 61 Classic Dad… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Final Joke
1996 Archive: The “Rachel” Haircut (Year 2)
Why did every female monster look exactly the same? Because even the Bride of Frankenstein went to the salon to get that specific layered bob.… Read More »1996 Archive: The “Rachel” Haircut (Year 2)
1995 Archive: The Paper Shredder
Why did the boss put his tie in the shredder? He wanted to “cut” his ties with the company. Part of the 60 Classic Office… Read More »1995 Archive: The Paper Shredder