1997 Classic: Contact (The Movie)

Why was Grandpa looking at the stars with a radio? Because after seeing Contact, he was sure the aliens were trying to fax him a holiday greeting.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why were the Christmas cards so suspiciously perfect? Because no...read more »

Why was everything "Defying Gravity"? Because the first part of ...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »

Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »

In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »

Why was the son sitting staring at the back of a chair for 10 ho...read more »

In 2021, Christmas was a "Hybrid" experience. We were halfway out...read more »

Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital? Because he has p...read more »

Why is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do a...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »

@Resident_Evil_Z03/03/2003 02:39Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Frasier_Crane08/13/2009 12:56I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Startup_Kid06/18/1999 14:23Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Steve-O_Wild08/07/2009 10:12Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@He_Man_Power07/25/2013 13:08I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@CompuServe_Classic08/12/2014 16:31Premium humor for premium members.