“What are you getting your wife for your anniversary?” “I’m taking her to a deserted island.” “And for your next anniversary?” “I’m going back to pick her up.”
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Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Deal with it. This is gold.