2007 Classic: The Font
I’m just your “Helvetica” type of guy. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: Nancy Pelosi becomes Speaker
Why was January 2006 historic? Because for the first time, the “Gavel of Power” was held by a woman, and the “Old Boys’ Club” in… Read More »2006 Vintage: Nancy Pelosi becomes Speaker
2006 Legacy: The “Tactical” Oakley Glasses
Why did everyone have them? Because if you can’t be a SEAL, you can at least have the same vision problems as one. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Tactical” Oakley Glasses
2006 Archive: The Zidane Headbutt
Why did the World Cup Final end in silence? Because Zinedine Zidane decided to check the structural integrity of Marco Materazzi’s chest with his forehead,… Read More »2006 Archive: The Zidane Headbutt
2006 Legacy: The Laptop Weight
Why was it “Portable”? Because it was only 4.5 pounds (but the power brick still weighed as much as a brick). Part of the 65… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Laptop Weight
2005 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Wedding
He married his assistant so he’d always have someone to hand him the ring. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch &… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Surgeon’s Wedding
2005 Legacy: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
Handwriting a tracklist like “FALL MIX 2005” on a blank silver disc with a permanent marker as a birthday gift for your best friend, even… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
2003 Archive: The 4-Megapixel Camera
Why did the admin feel like a pro? She could print a 4×6 photo that didn’t look like it was made of Minecraft blocks. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The 4-Megapixel Camera
2003 Classic: The Michael Schumacher 6th Title
Why did he break the record? Because he surpassed Fangio, proving that a German in a Ferrari was the most efficient winning machine ever built.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Michael Schumacher 6th Title
2003 Classic: The iTunes 99-Cent Addiction
I just spent five dollars on five songs. I don’t own the CD, I don’t have a booklet, I just have a file and a… Read More »2003 Classic: The iTunes 99-Cent Addiction