2003 Classic: The iTunes 99-Cent Addiction

I just spent five dollars on five songs. I don’t own the CD, I don’t have a booklet, I just have a file and a sense of legal superiority.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

Paul Mescal vs. a rhino. 2024 is the year we finally went back t...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

@OfficeWorker_9906/23/2012 14:04I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Kernel_Panic_9808/11/1997 20:36This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Fire_Background07/11/2012 00:17This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).

@Hi5_Pro_User04/27/2009 18:14High five for this joke!

@Wall_Post_Hero10/05/2011 20:35Posting this to my own wall right now!