Why did everyone have them? Because if you can’t be a SEAL, you can at least have the same vision problems as one.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
The farce is strong with this one!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
High five for this joke!