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2003 Classic: The Michael Schumacher 6th Title

Why did he break the record? Because he surpassed Fangio, proving that a German in a Ferrari was the most efficient winning machine ever built.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken02/02/1998 16:51Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker06/15/2003 23:05Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@USB_Pioneer02/26/2000 21:52Plug and Play laughter!
@Donnie_Darko_8801/05/2007 03:27Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Fifth_Element_Lelu10/09/2005 18:23Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo02/05/2004 05:13Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Heathers_Winona11/12/2013 15:47Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Flash_Intro_Hater04/15/2015 02:30Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Technorati_Tag09/09/2011 14:32Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Blogger_Default05/12/2000 10:41Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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