2003 Archive: The 4-Megapixel Camera
Why did the admin feel like a pro? She could print a 4×6 photo that didn’t look like it was made of Minecraft blocks. Part… Read More »2003 Archive: The 4-Megapixel Camera
2003 Classic: The iTunes 99-Cent Addiction
I just spent five dollars on five songs. I don’t own the CD, I don’t have a booklet, I just have a file and a… Read More »2003 Classic: The iTunes 99-Cent Addiction
2002 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a watermelon because it was “too round.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive.… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Supermarket
2002 Archive: The No Doubt
A guy orders a drink and says, “I’m just a girl…” The bartender says, “I have no doubt about that after that order.” Part of… Read More »2002 Archive: The No Doubt
2001 Legacy: The Little Ant
What do you call an ant that’s good at math? An “account-ant.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Little Ant
2001 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Swap
The underground playground economy where three packs of 0.5mm lead refills could buy you a holographic trading card. Part of the 34 School & Teacher… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Mechanical Pencil Swap
2000 Archive: The Trackball Cleaning
Why was the mouse upside down? It was time to remove the “Millennium dust” from the rollers again. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Trackball Cleaning
2000 Vintage: The Wireless Keyboard
Why was the typist frustrated? The 2000-era infrared signal was blocked by his coffee mug, so he spent the day typing into the void. Part… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Wireless Keyboard
1999 Legacy: The Font
I’m a designer. I’m just your “type.” Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new computer for the year 2000! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Anita