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2000 Archive: The Trackball Cleaning

 Why was the mouse upside down? It was time to remove the “Millennium dust” from the rollers again.

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sid_Meier_Fan03/24/2002 22:36Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings07/04/1997 13:28One joke to rule them all!
@ICQ_Classic08/01/2013 16:57That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Keyboard_Warrior03/19/1997 17:28F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/26/2004 17:55Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Pedro_For_Pres10/12/1996 05:31Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
@Double_Rainbow_G01/28/1996 18:21What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Map_Maker_X05/24/2002 07:50The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan12/20/2013 00:23Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Rage_Comic_Fan11/13/2006 19:25FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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