What do you call an ant that’s good at math? An “account-ant.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.