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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

The craze is over, but the giant mugs are still taking up half t...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Sitter11/11/1995 08:24My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Shrek_Donkey09/06/2012 04:16And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Offspring_Guy06/25/1996 04:59The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Steve-O_Wild12/05/2002 13:54Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!

@Toolbar_Hater05/04/2003 03:16My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!