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2013 Archive: The Earth

 I’m “grounded” in reality (mostly).

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J11/28/2000 07:00Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Dark_Knight_Joker07/05/1998 08:32Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Austin_Powers_Y10/11/2015 18:56Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Leave_Britney_A02/19/2003 22:56Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Success_Kid_Win12/22/2008 13:33Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut06/01/2008 11:50My mind is blown by how funny this is.
@Podcast_Listener04/18/2008 01:28I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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