A woman asks for a “Kinky Cocktail.” The bartender gives her a drink with a zip-tie on the straw.
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II
A guy asks, "Are you not entertained?!" while eating a bowl of p...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Self-Driving Tab
A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
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The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
The future is laughing at us.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
The history of humor in one post.
Classic. Simply classic.
This is the future of humor!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!