1996 Archive: The “Rachel” Haircut (Year 2)

Why did every female monster look exactly the same? Because even the Bride of Frankenstein went to the salon to get that specific layered bob.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night?...read more »

Why did the ghost only haunt for 15 seconds? Because our attentio...read more »

Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »

In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »

A zombie walked into a Halloween party and everyone screamed. He ...read more »

Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »

Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw's apprentice is now...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

Why was the ape asking "What a wonderful day!"? Because Noa was b...read more »

In 2021, Halloween was the grand reopening of the world. We were ...read more »

In 2013, Halloween was a mix of "Let It Go" sing-alongs and a glo...read more »

In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »

In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

Day One: Why was the girl carrying a cat through an alien invasio...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9701/30/2011 20:12Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan02/12/2008 08:18I am crying... with laughter!

@Requiem_Dreamer06/12/2015 18:28That was intense... and funny!

@AllYourBase_9908/28/2009 00:38All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Guestbook_Signer08/21/2009 19:22Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!