2011 Archive: The Watson 2

Watson diagnosed me with a ‘Rare Victorian Ailment’. My doctor said, “That’s because he’s been reading too much Dickens.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

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In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

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In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

@Msdos_Commander11/01/2009 23:23C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Discman_Skipper02/16/1998 01:03Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Gladiator_Maximus05/25/2006 14:29Are you not entertained? Because I am!

@Baywatch_Runner07/28/2007 10:25Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Donnie_Darko_8802/27/2000 12:57Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@Stick_Death_Fan12/20/2014 21:19Brutally funny! Keep them coming.