2021 Classic: The Mouse “Logitech MX Master 3S”
Why was the accountant so happy? “Quiet clicks, baby! Now no one can hear me scrolling through job listings!” Part of the 75 Office Groaners:… Read More »2021 Classic: The Mouse “Logitech MX Master 3S”
2020 Legacy: The Kid Cudi “Man on the Moon III”
Why the finale? For the return of Cudi’s space-rap odyssey that reminded everyone why they fell in love with him in 2009. Part of the… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Kid Cudi “Man on the Moon III”
2020 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for “waiting in the Zoom lobby”? “Pre-judicial digital staging and presence management.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Hourly Rate
2020 Archive: The Pro-Wrestler
One, but they do it in an empty arena with a cardboard cutout of a crowd. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020 –… Read More »2020 Archive: The Pro-Wrestler
2019 Classic: The “Sucker” Jonas Brothers
They’re back, they’re married, and they’re singing about being suckers for their wives. 2019 is a very “wholesome” year for boy bands. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Sucker” Jonas Brothers
2019 Archive: The Ad Astra Silence
Why Brad Pitt in space? For another movie where Brad Pitt goes to another planet to look for his dad and realize that he’s very,… Read More »2019 Archive: The Ad Astra Silence
2019 Classic: The “Buy Greenland” Proposal
Why did the President want to buy Greenland? Because after eight years of “Real Estate” experience, he figured a giant block of ice was the… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Buy Greenland” Proposal
2018 Legacy: The Spider-Man (PS4) Player
One, but they have to swing across Manhattan to find a hardware store that isn’t being robbed. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Spider-Man (PS4) Player
2018 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
A parishioner in a dimly lit pew trying to check his phone during a long reading, only for the bright screen to instantly flash at… Read More »2018 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
2017 Vintage: Best Rock Album
Why Tell Me I’m Pretty? Because Cage the Elephant proved that garage rock sounds better when it’s polished by a Grammy. Part of the 35… Read More »2017 Vintage: Best Rock Album