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2020 Legacy: The Hourly Rate

 Why did the lawyer charge for “waiting in the Zoom lobby”? “Pre-judicial digital staging and presence management.”

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro 3
 A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »
The Devil's Contract
Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
 A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Archive: The Evidence
 A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »
The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
 A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
 Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
 A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
 A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
 A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
 A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee11/05/2007 09:04Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Terminator_T80001/12/2014 02:37I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Alt_Vista_Searcher12/03/2006 03:01I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Student_Life_0102/09/1998 23:06Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Keyboard_Warrior10/06/2002 23:48F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Kazaa_Leecher04/21/2001 23:37I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Brennan_Huff_X10/12/2014 17:16I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Success_Kid_Win08/07/2006 17:42Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Marquee_Text_Fan09/13/1995 00:12<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Influencer_9905/30/1995 12:17My followers need to see this!

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