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2019 Classic: The “Sucker” Jonas Brothers

 They’re back, they’re married, and they’re singing about being suckers for their wives. 2019 is a very “wholesome” year for boy bands.

Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BitTorrent_0105/29/1997 13:57Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Thundercats_Ho05/14/2002 01:27Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Web_Counter_9907/14/2011 22:36I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
@Web_Crawler_9605/28/2002 23:30Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/30/2013 07:47This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Streamer_Pro_9911/16/2015 16:17Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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