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2019 Classic: The “Buy Greenland” Proposal

Why did the President want to buy Greenland? Because after eight years of “Real Estate” experience, he figured a giant block of ice was the only thing missing from the Trump Collection.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019 “Perfect Calls & Mueller Reports” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Garbage Truck Entry
Why did the President-elect ride in a trash hauler? To show that ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Tariff Tuesday"
Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? ...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2004 “Swift Boats & Purple Fingers” Edition
In 2004, the American Presidency was a battle of "Duty." It was t...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Brat Summer" Meme
Why was Kamala "Brat"? Because the Democrats spent three months t...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Cryptocurrency" Pivot
Why did Trump love Bitcoin in '24? Because he realized that "Digi...read more »
2024 Classic: The Elon Musk "Dark MAGA" Era
Why was he jumping on stage? To prove that if you have $200 billi...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2024 “The Great Rematch & Torch Passing” Edition
In 2024, the American Presidency felt like a season finale writte...read more »
2025 Archive: The "RFK Jr. Health" Initiative
Why is everyone eating raw milk and sunshine? To show that in 202...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bitcoin Reserve
Why is the U.S. Treasury buying Bitcoin? So that when the dollar ...read more »
32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition
In 2005, the "Second Term Blues" hit the White House like a storm...read more »

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Why was Springfield, Ohio in the news? Because "They’re eating th...read more »
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition
In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 2010 “Shellacking & Social Media” Edition
In 2010, the "Change" became very real, and for the White House, ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Quote
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/23/2010 04:44A joke about nothing? Love it!
@C++_Dev_9803/04/2000 09:41I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
@Trainspotting_Rent03/26/2011 02:05Choose life. Choose a joke.
@First_World_P05/30/2010 14:51My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Ermahgerd_Girl07/04/1996 21:58ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
@Under_Const_Gif07/26/1995 22:17This site is never finished... with humor!
@Banner_Exchange05/04/2011 08:59Click my banner for more laughs!
@Deal_With_It_G02/26/2006 16:24Deal with it. This is gold.
@Anonymous_User02/20/2005 03:07We are many. We are laughing.

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