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2013 Classic: We’re the Millers

 Why was there “No Ragrets”? Because in 2013, we learned that a fake family and a misspelled tattoo are the keys to a successful drug smuggling operation.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9804/10/2010 22:52Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@Msdos_Commander12/09/2005 02:43C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Sid_Meier_Fan09/29/1999 15:24Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Zoolander_Blue03/25/1995 20:05Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/22/2014 21:17Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Baxter_The_Dog04/07/2012 05:04Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Flickr_User_0412/20/1999 15:55A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Charlie_Unicorn06/14/2002 13:29We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Android_Bot_9912/03/2013 12:45Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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