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2009 Classic: The Denim

 I’m “wearing” out.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tripod_Member03/21/2013 04:36Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
@Clueless_Dionne06/13/2001 09:17Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Bebo_Lover_0506/23/2006 21:06Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Captain_Obvious02/23/2011 08:02This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Wall_Post_Hero07/19/2010 17:47Posting this to my own wall right now!

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