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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan01/15/1997 09:31Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@PowerRanger_Red08/24/1995 09:49It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@The_Mask_Smokin12/04/2005 12:04P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Futurama_Bender10/23/2010 09:07Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Trinity_Matrix01/02/2001 18:56Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Oracle_Says05/22/2006 20:02I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/05/1998 23:04I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Trololo_Man_7001/30/2011 21:35Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!