2006 Vintage: The Super Bowl Halftime Mick Jagger
Why was it so quiet? Because the NFL was so scared of another wardrobe malfunction that they censored half the lyrics to “Start Me Up.”… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Super Bowl Halftime Mick Jagger
2006 Archive: The Router
I’m “routing” for the under-planet Pluto. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich get an award? It was on a “roll.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Brave Sandwich
2006 Archive: The Long-Distance Card Vault
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to long-distance minutes, treating them with more respect than actual government currency. Part of the… Read More »2006 Archive: The Long-Distance Card Vault
2005 Vintage: The YouTube
A guy walks into a bar and starts filming his beer. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m going to ‘Broadcast… Read More »2005 Vintage: The YouTube
2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Couch-Jump
Why did the lawyer subpoena Oprah’s couch? He wanted to sue it for “failure to provide structural support during a celebrity’s mid-life crisis.” Part of… Read More »2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Couch-Jump
2005 Legacy: The Motorola Razr Blessing
Watching the young associate pastor flip open his sleek, silver metallic phone with a sharp click at the parish council meeting, explaining that the back-lit… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Motorola Razr Blessing
2004 Archive: The Rumsfeld “Armor” Quote
Why did Donald Rumsfeld say “You go to war with the army you have”? To remind the troops that if they wanted actual armored plates,… Read More »2004 Archive: The Rumsfeld “Armor” Quote
2004 Vintage: The Nurse
“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does the HMO hurt?” “A 12.” “Accurate.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Nurse
2004 Classic: The Andre Agassi Final Win
Why was Cincinnati his last hurrah? Because he won his 59th title, proving that even at 34, “The Punisher” still had enough in the tank… Read More »2004 Classic: The Andre Agassi Final Win