Why did Donald Rumsfeld say “You go to war with the army you have”? To remind the troops that if they wanted actual armored plates, they should have asked for them before the insurgency started.
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Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
We are many. We are laughing.