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2005 Archive: The Tom Cruise Couch-Jump

 Why did the lawyer subpoena Oprah’s couch? He wanted to sue it for “failure to provide structural support during a celebrity’s mid-life crisis.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril10/13/2002 12:58He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Pizza_Pizza_9903/22/2000 19:35Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan07/16/2012 19:07This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@DragonBall_Z_G09/11/2012 02:16His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Badger_Badger_M08/18/1997 01:29Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Nyan_Cat_Space11/17/2010 10:03Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@About_Dot_Com07/18/2000 03:42The human guide to online humor.
@Leeroy_Jenkins09/20/2004 23:51At least I have chicken... and this joke!

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