I’m “routing” for the under-planet Pluto.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
The history of humor in one post.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.