A guy walks into a bar and starts filming his beer. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m going to ‘Broadcast Myself’. I’ll be famous by morning!”
Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.