2010 Archive: The Shutter Island
A guy asks the bartender, “Who am I?” The bartender says, “You’re a guy who needs to go home, Teddy.” Part of the 70 Bar… Read More »2010 Archive: The Shutter Island
2009 Classic: The “Hotel Room Service”
Pitbull just told me to “forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room.” Mr. Worldwide has arrived. Part of the 68 Observational… Read More »2009 Classic: The “Hotel Room Service”
2009 Archive: The Office Password
Why was it “Seven2009!”? Because the IT guy wanted us to celebrate the “Year of the Seven.” Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009… Read More »2009 Archive: The Office Password
2008 Legacy: Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
Why was the Joker the biggest star of 2008? Because he proved that all you need is a little face paint, a pencil trick, and… Read More »2008 Legacy: Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
2008 Archive: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home to help with my Twitter? Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2008 Archive: The Annie
2007 Vintage: The Hairspray Drag
Why John Travolta? For a comeback so unexpected that we’re still trying to figure out how he fit into that dress and that much hairspray.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Hairspray Drag
2007 Legacy: The Sangria
“Because I want fruit but also a blackout.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The “Norbit” Fat Suit
Why was it a joke? Because Hollywood spent millions to make Eddie Murphy look like a character that nobody wanted to see. Part of the… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Norbit” Fat Suit
2007 Archive: The Spreadsheet Glow
Why did the chart look like a neon sign? Because “Excel 2007” introduced “Conditional Formatting” and now everything is red. Part of the 82 Office… Read More »2007 Archive: The Spreadsheet Glow
2006 Vintage: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the bandwidth. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified