2019 Legacy: The Load
I’m “buffering” my reaction to the twist. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Anita
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita borrow your charger! Part of the 33 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2018 Infinity… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Anita
2018 Classic: The Gotti 0% Club
Why was Gotti a target? Because John Travolta spent years trying to make a gritty mob epic, only to produce a film that looked like a very… Read More »2018 Classic: The Gotti 0% Club
2018 Vintage: The Mimosa
“The only thing that makes the Royal Wedding replays bearable.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Mimosa
2017 Vintage: The Get Out “Sunken Place”
Why was a tea cup so scary? Because Jordan Peele realized that true horror isn’t a monster with a chainsaw—it’s a polite white lady with… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Get Out “Sunken Place”
2017 Classic: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 34 Senior &… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2016 Classic: The Mechanic
Resurrection: “I’m a master assassin!” “You’re a mechanic who’s been ‘fixing’ the lawnmower for three months. It’s still broken.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta… Read More »2016 Classic: The Mechanic
2016 Vintage: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Calculator
2016 Legacy: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2016 Pokémon… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Ken
2015 Vintage: The Launch of Apple Music
Why was there another music app? Because Apple decided that “buying” songs was officially dead and that we should all pay $9.99 a month to… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Launch of Apple Music