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2016 Classic: The Mechanic

Resurrection: “I’m a master assassin!” “You’re a mechanic who’s been ‘fixing’ the lawnmower for three months. It’s still broken.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All & Reality Check” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
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49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
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50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
 "I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9602/03/2004 05:00What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@Flash_Player_Fan06/30/2015 22:56Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Encarta_Explorer10/29/2000 02:35I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Friends_Lover09/29/1999 07:09Could this joke BE any funnier?
@SouthPark_Stan04/07/2006 01:59Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Cyber_Security_X03/25/2004 02:51Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Salt_Bae_Original05/28/1995 23:55Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Digg_Submitter_0505/10/2006 06:56Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Reddit_Original05/30/1999 13:14The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/18/2015 10:36I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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