1999 Vintage: The Tarzan (Disney) Fan
One, but they have to slide down the banister to reach the socket. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Tarzan (Disney) Fan
1999 Legacy: The iMac
Why did the blonde try to eat her “Strawberry” flavored iMac? She heard Steve Jobs say the colors were “delicious.” Part of the 59 Classic… Read More »1999 Legacy: The iMac
1998 Legacy: The 50th Anniversary Bloat
Why did the show last forever? Because the producers decided to invite every living legend, making the “In Memoriam” section feel like a brief intermission.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The 50th Anniversary Bloat
1996 Archive: The New Year’s Reveler
“I’ll change it… as soon as I finish this resolution!” Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The Hymn Board Discrepancy
Watching an elderly parishioner refuse to open their hymnal for ten minutes because the numbers physically slotted into the wooden board on the wall didn’t… Read More »1995 Archive: The Hymn Board Discrepancy
1995 Legacy: Sharon Stone (Casino)
Why did she wear so much fur in Las Vegas? Because in 1995, being a mob wife meant sweating for fashion even in 100-degree heat.… Read More »1995 Legacy: Sharon Stone (Casino)
1995 Vintage: The Mirror (Part 2)
She doesn’t need a mirror to see her faults. She uses my face. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive.… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Mirror (Part 2)
1995 Legacy: The Scared Tree
Why was the tree so nervous? Because it was about to “leave.” Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Scared Tree