1996 Archive: The New Year’s Reveler

“I’ll change it… as soon as I finish this resolution!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

In 2019, we reached the end of an era. The Avengers assembled one...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? None. Cats don...read more »

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

@Jackass_Johnny12/12/2005 09:14Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan05/03/1995 10:31Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Gremlins_Gizmo02/27/2006 21:37Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Spawn_Camper_J11/24/2004 13:44I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Arthas_Fan_0211/28/1996 14:36Succeeding you, father... in laughing!