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1999 Legacy: The iMac

Why did the blonde try to eat her “Strawberry” flavored iMac? She heard Steve Jobs say the colors were “delicious.”

Part of the 59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic07/14/2012 13:50This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Independence_Day06/26/1995 17:46Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@SouthPark_Stan03/10/1996 11:58Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/28/2011 01:00It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan12/17/2015 05:15This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Mainframe_Manny03/16/2013 22:01Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Animorphs_X06/10/1999 21:54I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Protoss_Pylon07/23/1996 13:40You must construct additional laughs!
@Trogdor_Burn01/28/1996 12:58Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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