2003 Archive: The Mimosa
“Is it brunch yet?” “It’s Tuesday night, sir.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Office 2003 Junk Mail
Why was the secretary laughing? Outlook finally had a “Junk” folder, and she spent the morning watching the scams pile up. Part of the 66… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Office 2003 Junk Mail
2003 Vintage: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Shane Mosley II
Why was the decision so controversial? Because everyone saw Oscar win, but the judges saw something else—mostly because Mosley was moving like he’d been powered… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Oscar De La Hoya vs. Shane Mosley II
2002 Archive: The Winamp 3 Launch
Why was the skin so weird? Because we spent more time downloading “Matrix” themes for our MP3 player than we did actually listening to the… Read More »2002 Archive: The Winamp 3 Launch
2001 Legacy: The Lara Croft
Tomb Raider Craze: Why was the backyard obstacle course so intense? Because Angelina Jolie made everyone believe that “raiding” the cooler for the last soda… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Lara Croft
2000 Classic: The 2000 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because Battlefield Earth didn’t just win Razzies; it became the Razzie. It was the “Showgirls” of the new millennium. Part of the… Read More »2000 Classic: The 2000 Final Razzie Vibe
2000 Archive: The Alex Rodriguez Contract
Why did Texas pay $252 million? Because they thought one shortstop could win a World Series, forgetting that you actually need eight other players on… Read More »2000 Archive: The Alex Rodriguez Contract
2000 Classic: The Pink
She’s “Get the Party Started.” I’m “Get the Pajamas On.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2000 Classic: The Pink
2000 Archive: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2000 Archive: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
1999 Vintage: The Tarzan (Disney) Fan
One, but they have to slide down the banister to reach the socket. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Tarzan (Disney) Fan