Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.
Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, Nokia Ringtone & New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Better than a headshot in Complex!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
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Posting this to my own wall right now!