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2006 Vintage: The Super Bowl Halftime Mick Jagger

Why was it so quiet? Because the NFL was so scared of another wardrobe malfunction that they censored half the lyrics to “Start Me Up.”

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2006 “Heads & Hoops” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve07/21/2012 01:53Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
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