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2006 Vintage: The Pig

 I’m “hogging” the bandwidth.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@X-Gen_Mark11/07/1998 08:24This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Zip_Drive_Owner05/08/2015 18:13Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Sion_Partier06/23/2009 19:20The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Breakfast_Club_B05/12/2001 16:05Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan07/26/2004 15:48My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Afk_For_Laughs03/18/2006 04:56Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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