I’m “hogging” the bandwidth.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.