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2019 Classic: Old Town Road

 Why was the driveway full of horses? Because Lil Nas X spent 19 weeks at #1, and by Christmas, even Grandma had her “wrangler on her booty” and was ready to ride till she couldn’t no more.

Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
 Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
2009 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me “No...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
 Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Meat-Free "Turkey"
 Why does the bird look like it was grown in a lab? Because it wa...read more »
2024 Joke: Santa’s Sleigh Broke Down
Santa’s sleigh broke down on Christmas Eve. He called AAA and ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Self-Driving" Sleighs
 Why was the delivery so fast? Because the delivery vans are now ...read more »
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
 Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Dark Knight” Edition
In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »
2025 Legacy: GTA VI Hype
 Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Ego-Free" New Year
 Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The "Smart" Mistletoe
 Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Subscription" Presents
 Why was the gift box empty? Because you didn't buy a toy; you bo...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
 Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2022 “Oscar Slaps & Wordle” Edition
In 2022, Christmas was a return to "normalcy," if you consider a ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Married_With_Kids11/28/2006 15:20Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione12/26/1999 16:57It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Donnie_Darko_8805/29/2006 11:22Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Breakfast_Club_B06/11/1995 20:54Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Blink_Tag_User05/09/2008 12:18<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@ODP_Editor_9902/09/1995 00:56Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Trogdor_Burn11/27/2000 07:35Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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